book review of ash

WELL HERES MY FIRST REVIEW OF THE NEW YEAR. I JUST FINISHED READING JAMES HERBERTS NEW BOOK ASH, IT,S THE 3D BOOK IN HIS DAVID ASH SERIES. THE FIRST BOOK WAS HAUNTED, WHICH IS A HAUNTED HOUSE STORY, BOOK 2 IS THE GHOSTS OF SLEATH, IT,S ABOUT A HAUNTED TOWN. THIS NEW BOOK I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE WAS ABOUT A HAUNTED CASTLE. JAMES HERBERTS FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A NEW STORY ABOUT DAVID ASH, I BELIEVE THE 2ND BOOK CAME OUT SOMETIME IN THE 90S. THIS BOOK WAS NOT WORTH THE WAIT. MY PROBLEM WITH IT IS THAT IT TAKES TOO DAMN LONG TO GET STARTED. IT TAKES 125 OR 150 PAGES FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER DAVID ASH JUST TO GET TO THE CASTLE. NOW THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND, IT TAKES WELL OVER A 100 PAGES TO GET DAVID ASH TO THE DAMN CASTLE WHEN HE SOULD HAVE GOTTEN THERE BY PAGE 10,20,MYBE 30. I WAS BORED OUT OF MY MIND, UNLESS A BOOK GRABS ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT, IT WILL TAKE ME LONGER TO MYBE GET INTERESTED IN THE STORY. WHEN I START TO GET BORED WITH THE STORY I,M READING THEN IT BECOMES WORK FOR ME TO KEEP READING IT AND HOPE IT WILL GET BETTER SOON. BY THE TIME SOMETIME GHOSTLY HAPPENS, ALL I COULD THINK OF IS IT,S ABOUT TIME SOMETHING SCARY HAPPENED. JAMES HERBERT RIPS OFF POTLERGEIST AND A DARIO ARGENTO MOVIE FOR ONE GROSS OUT SCENE. NOT ENOUGH GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND IT,S MOSTLY TALKING. JAMES HERBERT WANTS YOU THE READER TO BELIEVE YOUR READING A GHOST STORY AND GUESS WHAT YOUR NOT READING A GHOST STORY. IT,S MORE LIKE BAD AWFUL STUFF HAPPENS AT A NUT HOUSE AND IT,S ALSO A LITTLE BIT OF A SPY STORY. IF THIS WERE A MOVIE IT WOULD BE 90 MINS OR 2 HRS LONG AND I SAY THAT WAS A BAD MOVIE AND QICKLY FORGET ABOUT IT BUT SINCE I WASTED HOURS AND DAYS OF MY LIFE READING THIS BOOK, I GOT SO PISSED OFF THAT I WANTED TO TOSS THE BOOK ACROSS THE ROOM. I WOULD LOVE TO SAY TO JAMES HERBERT THANKS FOR WASTING SO MUCH OF MY TIME,NOW GIVE ME BACK THAT TIME YOU JERK. MY 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW OR 1 YEAR OLD GODCHILD COULD HAVE WRITTEN A BETTER BOOK THEN THIS. IF YOU CAN,T TELL BY NOW, I HATED THE BOOK. I,M GOING TO TAKE IT TO BARNES AND NOBLE AND SEE IF I CAN EXCHANGE IT FOR SOMETHING GOOD. DON,T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS BOOK.